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Jollersmart
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Jollersmart

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splitopen wrote:
Jollersmart wrote:
I logged on today!


congratulations.

Thank you!
It was a glorious occasion!
No one else was around to witness it unfortunately.
But it's all good, so long as the Joller is happy, SAR is happy!
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^s ounds like a threat to me...

So how do we keep you happy o mighty chieftain?

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Jollersmart
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It's quite simple really, build me a zombie-proof bunker in preparation for the apocalypse.
Fill it with food, babes and guns!
If you make it large enough I'll even let you lot come stay in it as well when the time comes!
Just remember to make the food and babe storage proportionally much larger as well.
Estimate at least 10 years of food consumption+the possibility that we might need to sustain temporary guests/other additions to the family.
The same goes for guns and ammo, 10 weapons per person (babes included) everything from melee to machine guns and sniper rifles and of course enough ammo to conquer Africa! (not that we will, but you get the idea)

Questions?
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PostSubject: Re: Official Spam-Thread !!   Official Spam-Thread !! - Page 21 Icon_minitimeMon 18 Mar 2013 - 8:05

For continual renewal of food, it maybe space advantageous to have a built in greenhouse instead. Or we could do what walking dead did and take over a huge prison, then mod it heavily with the amount of people we have, expand the perimeter, have a huge farm area complete with multiple levels of fences and choke points with high ground cover. So less a zombie bunker, more a fortress Wink

Bitches love fortresses Twisted Evil
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Jollersmart

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PostSubject: Re: Official Spam-Thread !!   Official Spam-Thread !! - Page 21 Icon_minitimeMon 18 Mar 2013 - 11:31

Legendel wrote:
For continual renewal of food, it maybe space advantageous to have a built in greenhouse instead. Or we could do what walking dead did and take over a huge prison, then mod it heavily with the amount of people we have, expand the perimeter, have a huge farm area complete with multiple levels of fences and choke points with high ground cover. So less a zombie bunker, more a fortress Wink

Bitches love fortresses Twisted Evil

How about taking over a prison, turning it into a fortress and building a massive greenhouse into it as well?
Backup plans, always backup plans!

Bigger area means more to defend btw, the advantage of a bunker is that the only thing you have to defend is the entry points as the rest is hidden underground or simply not penetrable by anything short of explosives.
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But it's long term stability is questionable, and if the main defences fail, then there is no backup. Evil or Very Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Official Spam-Thread !!   Official Spam-Thread !! - Page 21 Icon_minitimeWed 20 Mar 2013 - 14:06

just stay at home and enjoy being killed by the zombies..why bother getting bunker or watever Sleep
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Herbmaster wrote:
just stay at home and enjoy being killed by the zombies..why bother getting bunker or watever Sleep

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I am pretty sure the goal is to not be killed, as it is very hard to survive a zombie apocalypse if you're dead.
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splitopen wrote:
Herbmaster wrote:
just stay at home and enjoy being killed by the zombies..why bother getting bunker or watever Sleep

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I am pretty sure the goal is to not be killed, as it is very hard to survive a zombie apocalypse if you're dead.

Split knows what he's talking about!
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i join the zombies..i am sure they have more chicks then you guys Laughing you be doing the same chick over and over and over Sleep Sleep

why would i want to survive the out break with you guys anyway..thanks but no thanks drunken
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Herbmaster wrote:
i join the zombies..i am sure they have more chicks then you guys Laughing you be doing the same chick over and over and over Sleep Sleep

why would i want to survive the out break with you guys anyway..thanks but no thanks drunken

Zombies don't do chicks at all and they'll be all torn up, guts hanging out and stuff.
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Jollersmart wrote:
Herbmaster wrote:
i join the zombies..i am sure they have more chicks then you guys Laughing you be doing the same chick over and over and over Sleep Sleep

why would i want to survive the out break with you guys anyway..thanks but no thanks drunken

Zombies don't do chicks at all and they'll be all torn up, guts hanging out and stuff.


i am sure there will be few thats not torn up but with you lot it will get torn up in time..just matter of time and usage lol!
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Herbmaster wrote:
Jollersmart wrote:
Herbmaster wrote:
i join the zombies..i am sure they have more chicks then you guys Laughing you be doing the same chick over and over and over Sleep Sleep

why would i want to survive the out break with you guys anyway..thanks but no thanks drunken

Zombies don't do chicks at all and they'll be all torn up, guts hanging out and stuff.


i am sure there will be few thats not torn up but with you lot it will get torn up in time..just matter of time and usage lol!

While yours will rot away from around your cock before you can finish and that's just assuming your cock doesn't rot away first.
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Jollersmart wrote:
Herbmaster wrote:
Jollersmart wrote:
Herbmaster wrote:
i join the zombies..i am sure they have more chicks then you guys Laughing you be doing the same chick over and over and over Sleep Sleep

why would i want to survive the out break with you guys anyway..thanks but no thanks drunken

Zombies don't do chicks at all and they'll be all torn up, guts hanging out and stuff.


i am sure there will be few thats not torn up but with you lot it will get torn up in time..just matter of time and usage lol!

While yours will rot away from around your cock before you can finish and that's just assuming your cock doesn't rot away first.

Cock would be flaccid anyway, dead people dont have blood circulation.
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New medical strides in zombie impotency has led to the production of

Z'agra
Not even death can bring you down

Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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Jollersmart
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Checkit!
I logged on!
Not just that, but I have proof to!

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and now we have to live with my widescreen for the rest of this page!
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Sleep Sleep
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Jollersmart wrote:
Checkit!
I logged on!
Not just that, but I have proof to!

and now we have to live with my widescreen for the rest of this page!

YOU MESSED UP THE STARS! Why would you do such a thing.
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splitopen wrote:
Jollersmart wrote:
Checkit!
I logged on!
Not just that, but I have proof to!

and now we have to live with my widescreen for the rest of this page!

YOU MESSED UP THE STARS! Why would you do such a thing.

To make sure my entire message could fit of course!
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But the stars are all wrong now! Just you wait until herbmaster hears about this!
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He'll think he's already high.. Twisted Evil
Which he probably will be
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you messed up the flippin motd with your Sleep stuff but it has nothing todo with me anyway Rolling Eyes split
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Herbmaster wrote:
you messed up the flippin motd with your Sleep stuff but it has nothing todo with me anyway Rolling Eyes split

Well, you're the one usually complaining about the stars, but since you're really lazy or something I had to step up and do it. king
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splitopen wrote:
Herbmaster wrote:
you messed up the flippin motd with your Sleep stuff but it has nothing todo with me anyway Rolling Eyes split

Well, you're the one usually complaining about the stars, but since you're really lazy or something I had to step up and do it. king

Herb doesn't care who does what or if anything happens at all, so long as he gets to complain about it.
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Or spam emoticons
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